I am a South African and was proud to be one up until the topic of colour reared its ugly head. Lately much focus has been given to the topic of colour and if it continues I do believe there will be a tipping point which will result in dire repercussions for this beautiful country. [...]

It seems when God handed out teeth to mankind, African men stood last in the row and a few defective and reject sets were given to us, but when God gave humour we took the front row and we smiled broadly with our smashing dentals . That is why I am going to share a [...]

Chapter 1 Hi, I’ll call myself Mr Vidal; I take tremendous honour in being able to bring this exclusive interview to you. It was decided not to be published in the magazine due to the unequivocal content; but let’s just say that I know people who know people… So I’m not the interviewer; nor an [...]

Why the trees have beards! If you go into the forest today, you can hear birds singing and frogs croaking and leaves whispering to each other. You may also notice that many of the trees have beards hanging down from their branches. The Forest is a happy place to be – but it wasn’t always [...]

Mind enslavened with a heart image of you. Now every smile falls suspect to thoughts of you. I tried not thinking of you, but the only thing that manages to interupt thoughts of you is a greater thought of you. You have become the common factor of every thought worth entertaining. Every second spent with [...]

Jack Black….okay go ahead then. Laugh, offer some crude remark on the choice of my birth name, I’ve heard it all before. With that out of the way lets move on, shall we? We are after-all more interested in my story otherwise you’d be doing something much more entertaining…perhaps clipping your toe nails? Whoa lets [...]

Shirley was a woman I met holding both my ears with my palms. I was at the Johannesburg taxi rank en route to Randburg. I never thought she would be interested in me, like all the other women I walk past Downtown every week. She was holding a bag and standing before me. After a [...]