Ah. 5:24pm on Friday, the 3rd of May. Six seemingly endless, lonely minutes until PC World would barricade its doors from the tech-hungry population of Oxford. Six minutes to slaughter before I can escape the lingering aroma of over-zealous customer service and empty 3 year warranties for the weekend. Stood -or to be slightly [...]

Here we are drinking rice-beer and enjoying ourselves looking at these beautiful girls that serve us. It’s nice but whenever it comes to having an affair, these girls are a bad choice, you know. Most of them think business. I might be a little drunk right now but I know what I’m speaking. Let me [...]

A kinsman came to see Nasrudin from the country, and brought a duck. Nasrudin was grateful, had the bird cooked and shared it with his guest. Presently another visitor arrived. He was a friend, as he said, ‘of the man who gave you the duck.’ Nasrudin fed him as well. This happened several times. Nasrudin’s home [...]

I sat down to dinner and much to my disgust mom insisted I eat broccoli she said it was a must. Before I could take my fork and poke it with disdain my broccoli tried to eat me. It almost ate my brain. I don’t know why my mother makes me eat such terrible food. [...]

Why the trees have beards! If you go into the forest today, you can hear birds singing and frogs croaking and leaves whispering to each other. You may also notice that many of the trees have beards hanging down from their branches. The Forest is a happy place to be – but it wasn’t always [...]

There was once a Darning-needle who thought herself so fine that she believed she was an embroidery-needle. ‘Take great care to hold me tight!’ said the Darning-needle to the Fingers who were holding her. ‘Don’t let me fall! If I once fall on the ground I shall never be found again, I am so fine!’ [...]

My affair I’m having an affair. I hate doing it, but I love it when I start, and always leave satisfied even wanting more. It has been going on for over 8 years. That’s the thing about this relationship is that it accepts me for who I am; when I was skinny it was a [...]

One morning a fox sees a cock. He think,”This is my breakfast.” He comes up to the cock and says, “I know you can sing very well. Can you sing for me?” The cock is glad. He closes his eyes and begins to sing. The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and [...]

John was selected to be a judge for the town’s annual Liars Contest. “This is an important occasion,” John thought. “I must dress appropriately to be a judge.” He checked his closet. His funeral suit was in good condition. He was saving it for his own funeral, but for this one day, he thought, he [...]

THERE was once upon a time a couple of poor folks who lived in a wretched hut, far away from everyone else, in a wood. They only just managed to live from hand to mouth, and had great difficulty in doing even so much as that, but they had three sons, and the youngest of [...]